Ian-ism of The Day:

While putting on my make-up this morning, Ian was telling me which things on the counter were only for boys and which things were only for girls.

(While holding up daddy's shaving cream) Ian says: "This is for boys, mommy. Only for boys. And that is for girls only (pointing to my eyeshadow).

Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
Ian: "a boy!"
Me: Am I a girl?
Ian: "No"
Me: "I'm not? Well, what am I?"
Ian: "A Mommy!"

Good to know.